January 29, 2012

A FoxNews Affiliate's Biggest Con Game to Date: Advocating Secession & Resistance, Under Guise of County Possés, County Militias, & the Constitution.

                                         The Cadence of Cult Leaders

Recently done has been the marketing of fear and the instilling of national paranoia,
in order to commit usurpation and gain power, not in the fashion of Lenin or Hitler,
but rather in the fashion of Jefferson Davis.  Do not be deceived.  The old phrase,
"the South will rise again," was not stated in jest.  However, in the Year 2011,
the former Confederate South was burning again and again and again, as in drought-
ridden Texas, parched Georgia, and the Carolinas.  This time, the engulfing flames
were not compliments of an enraged Tecumseh Sherman.  They were compliments
of an enraged nature that unleashed its abandonment of man in the direction of man
himself.

Talk about twisting the facts and spinning something around to the point of making
the instigator look like the victim.  A line item review is needed at this point, being
that there are Republicans now blaming all of America's woes on Obama, despite
the historic fact that the greatest economic crisis since the Great Depression took
place in 2008.  Obama didn't take office until 2009.

Not County Militias, my friend.  Rather, National Unity is the needed goal.

Beware of those who present themselves as the "oath keeping," "Constitutional Free-
dom Fighters," and "Resistance."  The red flag phrases to watch out for are County
Militia and County Possé.  The manifesto of these individuals is nothing more than
the diatribes of  "States' Rights," Jefferson Davis, and neo-Confederate Secession
from the Union.  It's merely more pernicious, these days.  Very simply, they want to
bring back the deregulated spirit of the Confederate South, yet they pretend that they
are defending the United States Constitution.

The States' Rights proponents want a convenient dictatorship free from federal over-
sight and accountability.  They want to have no federal watchdog to protect the com-
mon citizens in their locales, and they want no one nudging the Good Ole Boys' con-
sciences out of their collective comatose state.  It's nothing more than that.

For the record, the guest on the radio talk show who was barking out the phrases,
"County Militia," "County possé," and "States' Rights" in cult leader cadence had a
Southern accent.  However, ...

 Not all southerners are this way.  Some are like Mike Wallace on Sixty Minutes.
Some have ridden the rodeo and are fun.  Some think in terms of moving forward.
Some are from the French part of Louisiana, while others have parents from the
northern states.  But, the States' Rights Gang are all trouble, always and in every
way.  Each one is nothing more than the Jim Jones-type of cult leader, marketing
fear, in order to create hostility toward those whom they perceive as thwarting
their goal, so that you will go out and fight their States' Rights war for them. 

If you were to take a drive to Charleston and then stroll throughout its more scenic
avenues, you would pass (unless someone recently tore it down) a building upon
which is prominently affixed the title, the Daughters of the Confederacy.  This
is no different than having an association called the Daughters of Nazi Germany.
Both the Confederacy and Nazi Germany caused the deaths of numerous gentlemen
raised in the northern states.  This is States' Rights anti-diplomacy. 

The Asininity of States' Rights in the Modern Era

We live in the era of rapid transit.  In the same one day, a person can start in New
York City, stop-off in Cleveland, make another stop in Denver, and then end up
on the West Coast before the sun goes down.  Communications go State to State
in seconds.  Interstate travel is par for the course amongst trucking firms.   Corpor-
ations operate in numerous states.  There needs to be a Uniform Code put into ac-
tion that will apply to all citizens and businesses from the Atlantic Coastline to the
Pacific Ocean.  The States' Rights Ideology is asinine, isolationist, and oppressive.

Incidentally, humans have rights; not States.  Remember what Hitler was quoted as
having asserted.  He stated that the solitary human is not to be considered, being that
the human dies, but the State continues onward.  Hitler failed to realize that the State
was made for man and NOT man for the State.  In as much, there is no such thing as
States' Rights in the mind of the Eternal God.  There are only the rights of the citizens
in those States. 

The Geneva Convention States Otherwise

In the spirit of marketing paranoia, the individual on the radio stated that a soldier
could kill any other soldier if he wants to, no questions asked.  The fact is that the
Geneva Convention expressly forbade shooting an already-injured soldier.  If an
individual goes on a right wing radio talk show and states something, it doesn't au-
tomatically mean he's correct.  After all, the Bush-backers on the radio in 2003
were 100% wrong about Iraq and their claims about the non-existent Weapons
of Indiscriminate Destruction.  Test things for cracks.  Test the Spirits, literally.
Discernment is the order of the day.

The NDAA Came During the Occupy Wall Street Protests

The National Defense Authorization Act came about during the worldwide Occupy
protests.  Therefore, the reasonably minded person can suspect that the NDAA pro-
vision for detaining American citizens without due process of the law was an excuse
to eventually corral OWS & 99% Declaration leaders.  Then, the right wing propa-
gandists decided to twist things around, making it look as if the Democrats are now
coming after the Republicans, poised to throw them all in detainment camps.  It was
a right wing diversionary tactic.

                                                   Conclusion:

 Be on the lookout.  In the red state Southern United States, where this article was
written, certain factions are still fighting the Civil War, maintaining an arrogant sense
of Confederate superiority.  All the while, they seek to disunify this nation.  The ploy
to disunify is accompanied with the same old diatribes.  The irony is that the diatribes
used to belong to the Southern Democrats.  They now are professed by Reaganite
Republicans.  Zero difference.

To think:  Triggering a civil war in the name of the gutless coward chicken hawk,
Ronald Reagan.  It figures.

If you want to learn about the lie called Ronald Reagan, read the following:

http://www.midnightdestiny.com/2011/02/ronald-reagan-hollywood-commando.html

http://www.midnightdestiny.com/2011/08/clinton-years-vs-reagan-and-bush-years.html

http://www.midnightdestiny.com/2011/11/reagan-repeatedly-raised-taxes.html

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January 16, 2012

A String of Lights

                 1} It isn't that the good die young.  It's just that they die too soon.

            2} The mystery of love is that of transforming into the object of your love.

       3} The first sign of being in love with someone is feeling emotional pain when
            the person is absent.

    4} The greater a person's capacity for love, the greater the person's vulnerability
          for hurt, the greater his ability to sacrifice, and the greater his ability to suffer.

  5} An individual whose priority in life is to possess chronic comfort is an individual
       entirely void of love and equally devoid of compassion.

  6} The opposite of Love is NOT Hate.   It's indifference   ...   It's apathy.

  7} If you happen to be a male and a woman describes you to your friends as "that
       interesting guy," it means that she is interested in you ... personally.

  8} The greedy seek to kill off people.  The merciful seek to kill pain.

  9} A woman who marries for money is no different than a prostitute.  When the
       money is gone, so is she.

 10} Evil is NOT an essence unto itself.  It is privation.  It's the absence of a good
       which ought to be present but is missing.

 11} Beauty is an absolute.  It is the phenomenon of Harmony and Proportion.

 12} If you permit the existence something that you know can kill someone, then you
        have committed Murder by Negligence.

 13} In similar fashion, if you can prevent an evil and then do nothing to stop it, you
       are guilty of the evil not prevented.  This is why Nazi Germany was turned into
       a land of bomb craters and rubble.  The German people let the Nazis branch
       out.  In turn, the allies became determined to put an end to the branching, lest
       the allied nations become history.  The Germans who let the Nazis have their
       way ended up the same way as did the Nazi Party members who didn't make
       their way to South America.
      
14a} Where you have bookworm nerds in white lab coats intermingling with money-
         grabbing Big Pharma reps, you have the inability to heal numerous diseases,
         due to the lack of insight and compassion, as well as the absence of natural
         instinct.  All their medical education runs around the questions like an oval
         speedway, never to make contact with the needed answers.

14b} Modern Medicine is an arrogant contradiction.  It is said to be far more ad-
         vanced than the medicine practiced by the Ancients, yet it is incapable of
         curing numerous diseases.

  15} Forbidding a terminally ill patient to partake in experimental treatments, because
         of the treatment not being officially approved by the powers-that-be, is the act
         of ordering that person to die.   If the person is going to die anyway, give that
         person the chance to survive, no matter how slight be the chance  ...  even if it
         means that the cost of the treatment will not go into the pockets of Big Pharma.

  16} A terrorist is a person who tries to intimidate you into giving into his demands
         through deadly forms of improvisation.

  17} If a person answers, "I don't know," after having been asked for a favor, he/she
         means, "no."  Don't waste your time.  Take your request to someone else.

  18} The rich never create jobs.   Shoppers do.   Demand creates jobs.

  19} People obsessed with abortion claim that no woman ever carries a human life,
         because the fetus cannot exist outside the mother's womb without assistance.
         Well, you cannot exist on your own when you are underwater.  According to
         the logic of the abortion-obsessed, you are not a human life whenever you are
         scuba diving.

  20} Martin Luther's religion was based on Luther citing a passage in an Epistle of
         Paul in which Paul stated that he no longer follows the Law.  Paul was talking
         about the 600+ rules and rituals of the Law of Moses.  He was not referring to
         the Law of Morality.  But, Luther made it look this way.  Luther failed to note
         that, in another Epistle, Paul wrote,  "Do not be deceived; neither fornicat-
         ors nor idolaters nor adulterers nor boy prostitutes nor sodomites nor 
         thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor robbers will 
         inherit the kingdom of God.   1 Cor 6:9.

  21} The Church of England's existence was solely due to the fact that Henry VIII
         wanted a divorce, and he only wanted a divorce because he saw that Cather-
         ine was no longer able to bear the much sought for son.  A male heir, Henry
         supposed, would prevent England from returning to its warlike state.  The
         quest for the male heir, in order to prevent war, is what caused war.

  22} TV Evangelists teach the Gospel of Pampered Comfort and Selfishness, while
          having the audacity to call it Christianity.  Notice that their hairs are all in place.
          The background of their sets looked like funeral homes at times.

  23} Gandhi once said, "I would become a Christian if I ever met one."  This is
         the same reason why millions want nothing to do with Modern Christianity.  In-
         cidentally, modern Christianity is something called Protestantism.  Protestantism
         resulted in a lot of death and destruction ... even in Philadelphia in 1844.  Pro-
         testantism rationalized the existence of chattel slavery in the Confederate South.

  24} Being that a tree is known by its fruits, the definition of the Protestant Work Ethic
         is evident.  It consists in Protestants getting African Slaves, Chinese Sweatshop
        Workers, and similar victims to do the Protestants' work for them.  While beat-
         ing slaves, they believed that they were saved.  Saved from what?  Not their sins.

  25} If governments were secretly given technological knowledge from extraterrestrial
         UFO travelers, a couple of space shuttles and a few rockets would never have
         blown up.  The fact that modern inventions have evolutionary time lines attached
         to each one of them shows that man, and not UFO aliens, invented the technolo-
         gy that exists on mankind's Planet Earth.  That is to say, trial and error, as well
         as accidental discoveries, with the occasional disasters, mark the path to modern
         technology.  If UFO passengers gave technological knowledge to governments
         in secret, mankind would have immediately started with advanced technology.

  26}  Invading Iraq empowered and emboldened Iran.  It was counter-productive.
          No matter what any pushy propagandist says, George Bush II turned America
          into a vampire already nailed in his coffin.

  27} The ones too cowardly to go to war are the ones who end up waving the pro-
          military flag.  War heroes know how devastating war is to the human psyche.
         They are inclined to advocate peace and understanding.  Chicken Hawk flag
         wavers are patriotic with the blood of others.

28a} People who say that the U.S. Constitution is the greatest writing of all time nev-
         er read the constitution.  In addition, they create controversy in claiming that the
         Bible is second-ranked, whenever the flag waving pseudo-constitutionalist is a
         member of the Martin Luther-based Moral Majority.

28b} If the United States Constitution is the greatest piece of literature in history,
         then why is there a provision to amend it, taking into account that it wasn't
         something perfect?

28c} Those who have read the United States Constitution will never give flag waving
         praise of it.  They will actually talk about the constitution's contents instead, and
         engage in something known as intelligible conversation.

28d} The term, Martin Luther-based Moral Majority, contradicts itself, being that
         Luther said that you didn't have to be moral, in order to go to Heaven.

28e} Luther also said that monkeys and goats were controlled by Satan more than
         any other animals.  He should have stated that they are least in control of their
         senses.  However, the hippopotamus eats a lot throughout the day, too.  So,
         why didn't Luther place that animal on the Satan Control List?

28f} He also claimed that he performed an exorcism of sorts by means of passing
         gas during one of his many times being constipated.  Luther was clueless to
         the concept of fiber in the diet.  In addition, he was ornery and ill-tempered.

28g} Luther advocated that the German authorities remove Jews from their homes,
         because the Jews lent money to the Germans and charged interest.  After be-
         ing evicted, where were the Jews to go?  Hitler had an answer to that question.

28h} During a modern-era exorcism, a possessing devil was witnessed to have iden-
         tified himself as Martin Luther, upon which the possessed person attempted to
         desecrate the consecrated host that the exorcist was holding, in a repulsive way.

28i} Incidentally, exorcists discovered the way to tell if the possessing entity is a de-
        mon or a damned soul.  When presenting a consecrated host to a possessed per-
        son, possessing demons cower in total fear.  Damned souls who possess a living
        will move the possessed like a puppet, in order to desecrate the host.  Incidental-
        ly, damned souls as regarded as devils.  Fallen angels are referred to as demons.

28j} The same land that gave the world Martin Luther gave it Adolph Hitler.

28k}  St. Francis of Assisi literally brought peace to his environs.  Martin Luther
          brought war to his environs and to Europe in general.

29a}  The two historical figures that Hitler hated the most in history, according to his
          "table talk," was Saint Paul and Mohammad.  He accused them both of spread-
           ing the religion of the Jews.

29b} Hitler's grandmother was a housekeeper for a Jewish family.  While working for
         the family, she became pregnant.  Yet, she wasn't married at the time.  She was
         simply dismissed.  Therefore, it was wondered if Hitler were part Jewish.  The
         Nazi Party eventually wrote off the suspicion.  The bottom line is that the most
         severe persecutor of a people is usually the one who feels most betrayed by the
         people he persecutes.

29c} The other type of heavily persecuted person is the designated scape goat.

30a} The more arrogant the person, the more clueless the person is to the simplest
         of realizations.  Perfect praise comes from the mouths of babes; not from the
         arrogant.

30b} The person who assassinates other people's characters in front of you is the
         same one who will assassinate your character behind your back.

  31} Greed kills and the greedy don't care.

  32} For a person who meditates on the Joyful Mysteries of the Rosary, everyday
         is Christmas.  As for the Christmas message that will endure for as long as time
         and space exist, it goes as follows Whereas Jesus was born in the poverty of
         Bethlehem, he is born in the poverty of your heart  ...  and he doesn't mind.
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January 03, 2012

Eyes of Blue Seas

I once felt your steps,
as we walked past the midnight crossroads of the stars,
where, upon occasion, open wounds would reflect the sky.

Once the sky opened
and silver watches fell out of pockets of time.

During daylight hours, upon the same terrain,
birds of smoke suddenly dissolves
in a faintly familiar slate blue sky

The cracking of wooden percussion instruments
in a broken processional rhythm
generated a slight vibration
and then an apprehension,
which caused a mountain lion to turn his head.

Yet, the sound that you hear in the distance
shouldn't be any cause of concern for you,
because it is nothing more than collective voices
crossing a battlefield, crying aloud "Mine! All mine!,"
atop the rumble of mechanized war horses
racing to their riders' deaths.

Perhaps, just perhaps, we can run against the currents of destiny's thunder
and resist the temptation to wash ourselves away in the rain.

Maybe, just maybe, we can avoid the pox-marked road
that lead to the scratched-out address of ruins
once written upon splintered street posts
that lines rows of storybook fields.

Possibly, just possibly, we can veer away from the obvious
and go in the direction of what was first seen so very long ago,
during leaf droplet dawns, by eyes of blue seas.
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January 02, 2012

The Radio Talk Show Host Banned in England Continues to Provoke Anger Toward the OWS

Inciting hostility can provoke physical hostilities.  Nazi Germany is the prime example.
Today's radio talk show hosts are propagandists.  They are not prophets who walked
down from Mount Sinai, holding stone tablets.  They only hold paychecks that came
from corporate advertising dollars.  Therefore, they support their paymasters, making
big business sound like the Kingdom of God.

The typical radio talk show host of today benefited from Reagan removing from FCC
law the counterpoint clause by which opposing voices are to be equally heard ... and
heard without being converged upon, by a studio of disingenuous wolves.  The sign
that a talk show is one-sided propaganda exists in the fact that it never has hour-long
guests, representing the counterpoint of an issue that right wing chicken hawks prolif-
erate.

One of the chicken hawk talk show hosts claimed that he had no obligation to do any
fact checking before speaking in the public forum.  Well, due to the irresponsible jour-
nalism of today's bully pulpit faction, it has become necessary to make note of the fact
that the OWS movement has progressed into its next phase.  It has progressed into
the 99% Declaration Project.  In fact ...

1 -  Contrary to the claim of the radio talk show host banned in England, the Obama
       administration doesn't come close to being the most corrupt presidential admini-
       stration in American history.  Anyone who read even half a dozen history book
       pages knows that the most corrupt administrations were that of Grant, Harding,
       and the invisible Weapons of  Indiscriminate Destruction president who cost us
       thousands of American military lives, thousands more American military minds,
       and hundreds of billions of war dollars.  This is the same George Bush who cost
       millions of jobs to Communist China and $700 billion in corporate welfare dol-
       lars, in addition to costing airline passengers their basic rights and dignity.  This
       is No Bid Contract George.  His side kick was Dick Haliburton Cheney.

2 - Obama did NOT initiate the Indefinite Detainment Bill, aka the National Defense
      Authorization Act.  He is not going to be running around, throwing Republicans in
      concentration camps.  It's the Republicans who are the destroyers of justice and
      civil rights, proven by their recent track record.  Obama water boarded NO ONE.
      Bush and Cheney made water boarding America's national past time.  Obama did
      NOT prevent those accused of crimes from having due process of the law.  Bush
      did.  Obama didn't push for NAFTA and CAFTA, as well as the Chinese labor
      camps that make the products that end up in American homes.  Obama was not
      the one who initiated the molesting of airline passengers throughout America.

3 - Obama is NOT a Communist.   He doesn't even come close.  Advocating an ex-
      tension in unemployment checks isn't Communism.  It was the attempt to prevent
      Americans from imitating box car passengers of the Great Depression.

4 - No matter who would have been the Democrat Party president, the hostility ex-
      tended toward him would have been the same as was extended to Obama.  No
      matter who he would have been, the overpaid radio talk show chicken hawks
      would have been making that person out to be a criminal, thereby inciting a riot
      against him and his supporters.

5 - In acting tough, the chicken hawk talk show hosts foolishly think that listeners will
      cower and succumb to their bully pulpit tactics.  No, the chicken hawks are mere-
      ly provoking anger on both sides of the polarized American political world.  They
      are provoking anger in those stupid enough to fall for their fraudulent misrepresen-
      tations, and they are provoking anger in those whose intelligences are insulted by
      the same fraudulent misrepresentations.  It's written, "Blessed are the peace mak-
      ers."  Well, the bully pulpit chicken hawks are the opposite.  Their existences are
      our curse ... our annoying curse.  They're a punishment for our sins, as was George
      WMD Bush and Dick Water Boarder Cheney.

6 - If the right wing radio talk show hosts are greater than Isaiah, Elijah, Daniel, Sirach,
      and King Solomon, then why don't they go on Celebrity Jeopardy and prove to the
      world how much they know?  They have mouths.  So, let's hear them prove if they
      have untold intellectual prowess.  Book them for an appearance on Jeopardy, and
      if they refuse to go .. then ...  bawk bawk goes the chicken hawk.

An individual called-in to the talk show of the man banned in England and proceeded
to say, "As far as I am concerned, the Occupy Wall Street people are Obama's 
brown shirts."  Firstly, the Occupy Wall Street Movement came into existence only
because Obama is a failure who repeatedly caved-in to greed-possessed and lobbyist-
owned Republican congressional members.  The OWS participants are not anyone's
puppets.  They think their own thoughts so freely that a number of them have their own
suggestions as to the final draft of the 99% Declaration.  This means that they do some-
thing on a regular basis called think.  They are not brain dead ditto heads who can think
of nothing else to say to the Chicken Hawk Drug Addict Rush Limbaugh, other than Dit-
to.  Saying Ditto, incidentally, means that you are inarticulate and mindless.  The 99%
Declaration people give intellectual input.  They don't say ditto.

The person who compared the non-violent OWS protesters to Hitler's Brown Shirts
mocked the victims of the terrorist's Crystal Night, the Nazi book burnings, and the
concentration camps.  The OWS people are not even close to the Brown Shirts.  At
the most, they resemble the French citizens who stormed the Bastille.  Therefore, the
phone caller cried paranoiac wolf.

If you were to go back into time and spend one month in Hitler's Brown Shirt Reign
of Terror, you would pray to get back to the 21st Century, and be placed in the mid-
dle of an OWS camp.  As soon as you would return to the 21st Century and an OWS
camp, you would immediately say, "Thank God ... Normal people." 

The main motivation of the OWS movement is that college grads had huge loan debts
and no jobs.  The no-job part was caused by NAFTA Republicans and Enron Clause
congressmen, as well as Obama caving-in.  As a result, multitudes of humanity took to
the tents and then to the city streets.

The other outrage of the talk show host banned in England is that he fraudulently mis-
represented the Indefinite Detention Bill.  A Republican who chose the extremely air
headed Sarah Palin for his vice presidential running mate co-sponsored the bill.  This
is the same Republican who sought to take away your right to buy vitamins, herbal
extracts, resveratrol, hyaluronic acid, and weight lifting supplements at local health
food stores.  He has been as Nazi as you can get ... as well as having  been out of
touch with reality.  None the less, choosing an air head to succeed him in the White
House, in the event of his untimely death, is the only proof needed to show him to be
out of touch with said reality.  Apparently he thought that he was choosing a pioneer
woman .... with makeup and expensive wardrobe pieces who wrote on your com-
puter a phrase as childish as a junior high school girl.

The political party of Boehner and Cantor pushed for the Indefinite Detainmnet bill
against the president's wishes, and Dr. I'm Banned in England made it look as if the
president orchestrated the liberty-destroying section of said bill.  Now, if you want
to see authentic Brown Shirts in action, so that you can realize that OWS protesters
are the polar opposite thereof, simply attack one OWS camp of these First Amend-
ment Exercisers.  Be assured that other people who have thus far been silent will then
get involved.

OWS protesters have something called friends, family, benefactors, and admirers, as
well as American citizenship.  They also have people who feel sorry for them, as I do.
If you want to act tough, you will see fires on the streets and window glass shattered
throughout the sidewalks.  You will have started it all.  If you then continue to force the
issue with the OWS movement,  you will then see red shirts and blood stained streets
in the months to follow, and I don't want to have to go out and clean up the aftermath
caused by your bratish immaturity.   Think, this was been going on all over the world,
and in places such as Greece, Syria, Lybia, etc., people have died.   How many OWS
protesters killed cops and soldiers?

If you intend on playing vigilante tough guy upon college grads who were doing little
more than sleeping in tents, imitating the 1960s, and banging on drums, you will learn
the meaning of the word reciprocity.  You will then see the phenomenon by which ev-
ery action receives an equal and opposite reaction.  You will finally learn the meaning
of the word accountability in your inciting of riots.  This is why the Jekyll & Mr. Hyde
radio talk show host is banned in England.  He should be thrown off the air, being
that it's criminal to cry "fire" in a crowded theater.  And yes, one moment he is Mr.
Reminiscent with a kind personality.  Next, he is Hitler ranting.  This means it's an
act.

Remember that hate monger radio talk show hosts mock and mock and mock, while
being nothing more than pampered and overpaid brats.  They are attempting to trick
you into fighting their corporate sponsors' fight for them.  The thing is that they get the
paychecks for doing something you could easily do, yet you get the scarred mind, as
well as the scarred public record, after you play Nazi Brown Shirt, all the while being
deceived into thinking that tent dwelling college grads are the Brown Shirts.   If you
decide to push the issue in America, you will turn America into the Iraq that Bush and
Cheney failed to subdue.

The radio talk show host banned in England used the "tough bully voice" when trying
to bring back to life the short-lived 53% Movement.  So, where are all of these 53
Percenters who are going to put the OWS people in their place?  Well, it's too late,
being that the OWS Movement has matured into the next stage, which happens to
be the 99% Declaration Project.  The declaration is involved.  You have to be nom-
inally literate to read it, and it's not written in crayons.  If you continue to claim that
you have absolutely no idea what the OWS protesters wanted, then you are either
a liar or illiterate.  What they want is in the 99% Declaration.  One goal of the OWS
participants, obviously enough, is the elimination of the Corporate State.  I am more
interested in the elimination of the Sublime Nazi States of America, and its Shaded
Good Ole Boy Network.  But, Corporate Lobbyists too.

http://www.the-99-declaration.org/read-the-99-declaration/
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January 01, 2012

Astronomis the Grape Makes his Predictions

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01.  In Rocky VIII, heavyweight champion Rocky Balboa will fight the IRS.

02.  Governor Rick Perry will finally secede from the Union.
       However, he'll be the only Texan to do so.

03.  A pill will be invented which will cure stupidity.  The Republican-controlled
       House of Representatives will success in getting it banned shortly before the
       November elections, upon which many voters will show up at the wrong vot-
       ing places.

04.  Extraterrestrial aliens will land at George Norry's Coast to Coast AM radio
       studio.  The Republican'controlled House of Representatives will have them
       deported.

05.  In February, the woman voted Capitol Hill Lobbyist of the Year will be fea-
       tured in Playboy Magazine.  In March, most of the readers will be canceling
       their subscriptions.

06.  The U.S. Congress will grant a tax credit to those people who gave away all of
        their earthly belongings, in anticipation of the Great Rapture that never came on
        two predicted dates in the same one calendar year.  The names, addresses, and
        phone numbers of those who take the credit will then be given to the American
        Psychiatric Association.  The Republicans will try to recruit them into their party,
        telling them that they have to make the rich richer or the world will come to an
        end.

07.  Donald Trump will run for president, Eric Cantor will run for God, the Indiana
       University basketball team will run the table, Rush Limbaugh will run his mouth,
       the Fox Network will run Ronald Reagan movies, and John Boehner will run for
       cover.

08.  George Norry will host the first annual Miss Parallel Universe Pageant.  The
       winner will receive $300,000 in Time Traveler's Checks, to use in the century
       of her choice.  John Boehner will beg to go along for the ride.

09.  Sarah Palin will host the first annual Miss Rogue America Pageant.  She will
       open by punching the lights out of the reigning Miss America  ... on location.

10.  Michele Bachmann's husband will leave her  ...  for one of the patients down
       at his clinic.   (For those unaware, it's a gay reversal therapy clinic.)

11.  The Duke basketball team will change its name to the Wellingtons.  The Duke
       Wellingtons will win one of the four top cedes in the NCAA Division I playoffs.

12.  In the upcoming Austin Powers movie, the British Spy Wonder will team up
       with Johnny English and discover that Doctor Evil only has a master's degree.

13.  Drew Carey and Mariah Carey will show-up at the same family reunion
       wearing the same line of retail clothing.

14.  Jim Carey and Mariah Carey will mysteriously get each other's mail.

15.  Lady Gaga will die  ...  laughing all the way to the bank.

16.  Ron Paul will finally get a last name.

17.  By the end of the year, Bill Gates will end up owning all the money in the world,
       fulfilling his childhood dream.   However, by that time it will be worth nothing.

18.  In the new Star Wars movie, the evil Darth Vader will be replaced by the more
       evil Ralph Nader who will go throughout the galaxy splitting party tickets during
       interplanetary presidential elections.  In the follow-up movie, Darth and Ralph
       team up for untold evil.  A Nader/Vader ticket will headline an interplanetary
       presidential election and the campaign bumper stickers will look totally cool.
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